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The Big D - Super Inappropriate 3-D Card (Skin Tone Options)

The Big D - Super Inappropriate 3-D Card (Skin Tone Options)

Regular price $13.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $13.00 USD
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Warning!  Enter at Your Own Risk  (hint:  The Big D is coming for you!)


This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “The D” makes its royal entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says “Enter At Own Risk”. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest, veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3D dick.

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty birthday cards for girlfriend, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, naughty anniversary cards for wife/husband, erotic penis cards for women/men, happy *fucking* birthday for her/him, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)

  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)

  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)

  • “Enter At Own Risk” on front cover

  • Inside of card: big, 3D pop up dick

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