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Congrats On 9 Months Sober

Congrats On 9 Months Sober

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You did it!  A bottle for you, a bottle for the babe.  Cheers!


It's always about the baby.  What about the 9 months of dealing with aches & pains, unsolicited advice, and people touching your belly...all without wine?

Show the New Mom some appreciation for her will power to not slap the shit out of people when they asked if she was having twins.  You did good Mama!  You deserve a drink!

"4 x 6" greeting card. Blank inside. Envelope included. Packaged in a clear cello bag. Printed colors may vary slightly.


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