If you were a Banana, You'd Be Bread Greeting Card

 This one took me a second to 'get it', and then I couldn't stop laughing!  I can't think of a better birthday card for your oldest and funniest friend!

-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).

-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.

-Paired with a coordinated kraft envelope.

-BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn